My lashes and brows held out until December 31st – really taking this whole “New Year New Me” to a new level. Leaving my house is an exercise in patience. Draw in the eyebrows. Glue some strip lashes to my eyelids. Realize I fucked the glue and remove everything to start again. Look closely and […]

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I need a clone. One person to live my life, do my job, plan my daughters birthday, keep up with a 5 year old and the PTA, stay on top of the holidays, handle all the administrative tasks of running a household as a single mom AND hang out with my friends. The other to […]

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